Much Ado About Nothing: Shakespearean Episodes of Seinfeld (4.26.2022)

I’d Like to Call Out Which Parts of the Group Project Were Mine (2.28.2022)

Twelve Writing Prompts to Help You Finally Quit Writing (2.8.2021)

Yes, The Other Team Is Bigger. Yes, They’re Undefeated. But We’ve Got 290 Unique Cheers (6.11.2021)

In Your Freakin’ Face! I Got Raptured! (3.25.2021)

Despite the CDC’s Warnings, I, Hannibal Lecter, Expect to See You at my Thanksgiving Dinner (11.25.2020)*

*Selected as an Editor’s Pick in their “Best of 2020” List.

My 8-Year-Old’s Basketball Team Fucking Sucks (11.4.2020)

Self-Doubt: What It Is, How To Overcome It, And Oh God, Am I Sure I Should Be A Self-Help Author? (5.12.2021)*

*Won 6th place in Slackjaw’s 2021 Humor Writing Challenge

I’m The DJ At Your Kid’s Birthday Party, And It’s About To Get LIT (10.24.2020)

How to Have a QuaranTinder Date (5.4.2020)

QUIZ: How Quickly Will You Give Up On Your New Year’s Resolutions? (1.3.2020)

Research Participants Wanted (To Beat My Ass) (10.13.2019)*

*Won 7th place in Slackjaw’s 2019 Humor Writing Challenge

Babe, I Didn’t Forget Valentine’s Day—I’m Just Going All Out For Sweetest Day (2.13.2021)

Your Private Student Loan and COVID-19 (4.15.2020)

My Family Calls Him “Old-Fashioned,” But I Just Call My Uncle “Racist” (12.23.2019)