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In addition to screenplays (below), I also write humor and satire. Read ’em and weep laugh!


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Screenplays

TV pilots, spec scripts, and features, oh my!

You can read both of my spec scripts if you want. If you’d like to read the others, reach out using the form on my About page.


TV Pilots

The Legend of Ali

When a drunk bard mistakenly becomes the chosen hero, they’ll have to overcome their cowardice before an evil warlock steals the heart of the realm and destroys the universe.


Final Girl: Attorney at Law

A group of monster hunters, led by an obsessed lawyer, roam the U.S. in their R.V. to investigate supernatural horror crimes and defend the survivors who have been wrongly accused — inside and outside the courtroom.


The Turnarounds

When an unlucky singer joins a failing Chicago indie band, they will have to work gigs, find a manager, and win the battle of the bands before they get too old for their dreams.


Devil’s Work

Thousands of years after the creation of Adam and Eve, the Devil creates and releases his own children on Earth, Dominic and Liza, to corrupt as many people as possible through the world of advertising.


Compromised

After the U.S.’s top assassin—the Apex Predator—loses his memory from a coconut to the head, the agency will stop at nothing to bring him back while he tries to create a new life for himself with the French spy he was supposed to kill.

Spec Scripts

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Officer Friendly”

Jake helps both Amy and Holt audition for the role of “Officer Friendly” while Rosa and Terry go undercover to stop a PTA-turned-Biker Gang. Boyle, Hitchcock, and Scully watch Jake and Amy’s kid while taste-testing new wing dips.


Ted Lasso: “Fourth of July”

It’s Fourth of July — in London! Ted and Beard defend their Cornhole title and bring their favorite American traditions to Richmond during the offseason, but things get complicated when Michelle Lasso shows up with her new boyfriend.

Features

The Fifth of July

After being pulled out of retirement by an ex-lover, a heist leader and his ragtag crew plot a near impossible job: convincing President Ford, before the Bicentennial Celebration, that America’s birthday is actually the Fifth of July.