About

I am a comedy writer and performer in Chicago.

I’m other things, too:

• a bitch

• a lover

• a child

• a mother

Some things I don’t share with Meredith Brooks:

• I’m excellent at bulleted lists.

• I’m a certified mime.

• I was, briefly, a Guinness World Record holder.

  • For most chest to ground burpees in 3 minutes (male). I did 69 (nice!), but that was broken in April 2022 by Alberto Diez Muñoz, my now arch-nemesis. He did 73 (not nearly as funny as 69).

• I was, permanently, the 2010 Guitar Hero State Champion of Illinois.

• I’m on The Second City’s house ensemble (TWISTY).

• I can unicycle.

Upon reflection, I realize these also apply to American singer-songwriter Meredith Brooks.